So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”
then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it
do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues