nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

exowave1:

adam sanslef

exowave1:

adam sanslef

nonespark:

#extreme discomfort

ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy

heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues